Target (tm) as a laxative?

why is it that whenever i go to target it makes me need to take a crap? every time i go there, i start walking around, looking for the stuff i need then like 5-6 min later, BooM! i need to poop. wtf. it's probably a bad marketing ploy, but i think i will take up that campaign.... "Target! Better than EX-Lax!

CNN.com - Sony to halt use of controversial CD protection - Nov 11, 2005

that's right http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/11/sony.copyprotection.ap/index.html

they stopped using it for a while. what idiots they are. they make me mad.